Hey, what do you want? Yeah, I'm Anita Steel what of it?
I'm the resident Klepto so you better watch out. I'll at least let you in on that, but you had better not tell my neighbours or you're in for it! The first guy I met in town is a criminal so I got connections!
I guess I should tell you a bit about myself. Like I said, I'm a klepto, and I guess you could call me a Mooch since I'm always scamming for Simoleons and food and stuff. And I'm Evil. Like, right to the core evil. So I told you, watch it! I am friendly.... I mean how else am I going to find victims....errr I mean friends? And just look at me, I'm totally irresistible! I'm gorgeous, everyone wants to be around me.
I moved into this dump that had practically nothing in it.. and I'm totally broke. I can't afford food or anything else so the only way I am going to furnish this place and get ahead is to lift it....umm.. 'borrow' it. I've already stolen a toilet, coffee table and a coffee table lamp and I haven't even been in town for a full day! And that dude across the street gave me food and money so, I know I can go back for more.
Time for me to get some sleep. I need to figure out where to go next, I need a lot more to get this place looking slammin' . It's not like I"m going to get a job, that's for losers. Why should I work when I can get stuff for free?